By J.E.
Regular television programming is finally back!!! This is a good thing, because I was going pretty crazy thanks to that long hiatus. I did some checking and saw that the last new Desperate Housewives episode aired way back on November 26. That seems like ages ago, doesn’t it?
Sunday’s ep was called “No Fits, No Fights, No Feuds,” and was a welcome return for the show. It wasn’t a great episode, but I was so happy to watch something new that I didn’t mind! Here’s what happened. Spoilers throughout, so be warned!
All the characters made at least a token appearance, which was somewhat unusual. I’ll just give a quick rundown of what they did:
Bree/Orson: Orson’s first wife Alma suddenly shows up at Bree’s door. If you remember, she disappeared mysteriously and a lot of people thought Orson killed her. Bree wanted to gloat about Alma returning because she thinks that clears Orson of Monique’s murder, so she invites the girls over for dinner and gets Alma to make a big entrance. Everyone is suitably shocked — until the police come knocking on the door to question Orson once again.
Susan/Ian/Mike: Susan went to visit Mike in prison, which was expressly forbidden by Ian when he agreed to foot the legal bills. I have never been a fan of the Susan/Mike pairing, and they still have zero chemistry on the screen. Yuck. Anyway, later on Ian finds out Susan saw Mike, he gets mad, she says she loves him (Ian), they make up…. kinda boring.
The Scavo clan: Kayla finally comes to live with Lynette, Tom, and the other kids. She’s predictably a brat and pulls the “You’re not my mom” card on Lynette. That whole storyline is uninteresting to me, so whatever.
Austin/Julie: Julie finally agrees to sleep with Austin, but little does she know that he’s also sleeping with Danielle (Bree’s daughter, in case you forgot).
Gabby/Carlos: Gabby gets dumped by Bill, but that was a good thing because he didn’t seem to be her type at all. Then she and Carlos have a nice scene out on the porch of Mike’s house. You can tell they still care for each other, so I hope they get back together soon. They’re the only couple that really seems like they belong together.
Like I said, this wasn’t a particularly strong episode, but it was nice to see the wives again after all this time!