By J.E.
Because of the mini-24 marathon Sunday and Monday, I didn’t have a chance to watch Desperate Housewives until today. Episode 3×12 was called “Not While I’m Around,” and here’s a quick rundown of what happened:
Gabby/Carlos These two characters remain the highlight of the show for me. I just love the way they interact with each other, and they clearly still have a lot of chemistry. Gabby was freaked out because her secret admirerer seemed to be upping the stakes by leaving expensive presents inside her home. She calls Carlos over to spend the night on the couch just so she would feel safer. They later find out that the secret admirer is none other than Zack Young, looking even more hideous than before thanks to that mop he calls a hairstyle. I can’t wait until this ’70s hair craze is over. I think it’s gross.
Susan/Julie/Austin/Edie There was no sign of Ian this week, which makes Susan so much more likable, IMO. She discovers that Julie and Austin are sleeping together, and that Julie lied to her face about it. What’s more, Susan finds out that Edie posed as Julie’s mother in order to get birth control pills for her. Then, when Susan goes over to Edie’s house to confront Edie about the pills, the two of them walk in on Austin and Danielle getting it on.
Lynette/Tom The grand opening for the pizza parlor is just a couple weeks away, but Tom doesn’t want to let Lynette anywhere near the place. He thinks Lynette will just criticize everything and force Tom to make changes. Lynette can’t stay away, though, so she goes there when she knows Tom is gone. She discovers that he can’t get his liquor license, which is a huge problem for a restaurant, so she takes matters into her own hands and gets it done.
Bree/Alma/Orson Who knows where this storyline is going. Wherever it’s headed, it’s kind of boring. Bree wants Orson to tell Alma to leave the neighborhood, Alma says she knows that Orson ran over Mike, blah, blah, blah. Then Bree goes over to Alma’s house and finds a bag of teeth hidden under the floorboards in the pantry. Must be Monique’s. Not interested, though.
Mike/Paul Young I couldn’t possibly care less what’s going on with these two.
Overall, I thought this was another decent episode. As I said, I’m not interested in what’s happening with Bree or Mike, but the other storylines were pretty good this week.