By J.E.
The 2003 movie Under the Tuscan Sun is based on the Frances Mayes book of the same name. I haven’t read the book, but from what I gather, it’s more or less a true chronicle of what happened to the author after her divorce. The film carries a disclaimer saying that many of the events were changed to suit the script, so bear that in mind while reading this review.
Diane Lane stars as Frances. She is a writer who has just learned that her husband has been having an affair. They get a divorce, and Frances wallows for a while, not really knowing what she wants to do next. She takes up residence in a depressing apartment complex filled with other recently divorced tenants, but gets out of that situation when her friends Patti (Sandra Oh) and Grace (Kate Walsh) give her a ticket to Tuscany as part of a “Gay and Away” tour. Patti and Grace were planning to go, but when they discovered that Patti is pregnant, they decided to stay home and treat Frances to the trip instead.
On her first day in Tuscany, Frances comes upon an old, rundown villa for sale. For some reason, she thinks it would be a good idea to buy the house and take up residence there. Italy must have some VERY lax immigration laws, because all of the paperwork for the house goes through quckly and Frances becomes the proud new owner.
Of course, there’s a lot of work to be done on the house first. Here we get the obligatory scenes of walls crumbling, ceilings collapsing, dust flying, and bugs scurrying throughout all the rooms. Frances hires a group of three Polish immigrants to restore the house, and here again we get obligatory scenes of them screwing things up to the point of Frances wondering if they know what they’re doing. Yawn and yawn.
While the house is being repaired, Frances decides to deal with her love life. She’s wants to get back into the dating scene, and figures that taking an Italian lover would be the perfect thing to do. She eventually finds one and they spend a day (and night) together, but since Marcello (Raoul Bova) lives in a different city they have trouble reconnecting again for a couple of months. One day, Frances decides to go find him, and of course he’s with another woman already.
The rest of the film deals with Frances’s continuing search for love and meaning, and also addresses a few subplots involving other characters.
My Reaction: I was expecting so much more from this movie. I had read a few good critical reviews and thought I’d be treated to something special, but unfortunately that wasn’t the case. This struck me as the kind of story that is much more effective as a book than a movie. I mean, nothing happens in the film! It’s a story of an average woman finding herself, and that’s just not movie material IMO.
Diane Lane was great as Frances. If a lesser actress had been cast in the lead role, I probably would have turned the movie off without finishing it. But Lane’s performance alone is not enough to make Under the Tuscan Sun worth watching. I mean, the highlight for me was seeing Cristina and Addison (Grey’s Anatomy reference) as lesbian lovers!!
I give this movie 5.5 stars out of 10 and think you should just skip it.