By J.E.
CSI was back with a new episode last night. It was called “Big Shots” and followed the classic CSI “A” plot, “B” plot formula. Let’s get right to the recap here:
The show opens with a totally gratuitous shot of two women kissing each other outside a strip club. Then suddenly we see a black stretch limo careening towards the crowd gathered near the club. The limo has obviously been shot up and we see that one of the passengers has died while another one survived with just a few scrapes and bruises.
Brass, Grissom, and Greg arrive on the scene to start the investigation. Brass knows the survivor: he’s a club promoter named Drops. Drops tells Brass that they were just driving along minding their own business when someone started shooting at them. Grissom and Greg find blood, as well as evidence of drug use in the limo. They take everything back to the lab to process.
Meanwhile, Catherine, Warrick, and Sofia work on the “B” plot. They’re processing another crime scene, and this one contains the dead body of a young woman with scrapes all up and down her body. It looks like she has been pushed out of a car, but the CSIs are unable to determine if it was a body dump or if she was carjacked. They head back to the lab with their evidence too.
After analyzing the evidence, the CSIs are able to determine some very important things in both cases. For example, they conclude that at least one shot was fired from inside the limo, which doesn’t match up with what Drops said happened. The shot fired from inside was from a .38, and Drops has one registered to his name. Brass gives him one more chance to tell the story the right way. In addition, lab tests on a rolled up $100 bill shows that there were at least two other people in the limo that night: Aaron James, the brother of the kid that Greg ran over in episode 7×04, and Melissa Gentry, Catherine and Warrick’s vic.
The rest of the episode shows Brass and the CSIs trying to piece together what really happened based on their interrogations of the suspects and further analysis of the evidence.
My Reaction: For the second week in a row, I was nearly put to sleep by CSI. Neither plot held my interest at all, and it just felt like the episode dragged on and on. There were a couple of good one-liners between Brass and Drops, but other than those, nothing else caught my attention. Plus, I’m all for continuity on TV shows, but only if the recurring theme is compelling in some way, shape or form. Please just drop this whole Greg vs. the James family thing. It has been played out for a while now.
There are four episodes left in the season. I hope they give me a reason to want to tune in next season.