By J.E.
The newest episode of Desperate Housewives was called “Liaisons” and dealt mostly with the relationships between the women of Wisteria Lane and the various men they’re involved with. In addition, we got a glimpse of what will likely turn out to be a very dark side of someone who up until now has just been a minor character on the show. Anyway, here’s a closer look at what happened on episode 3×18.
Susan/Ian/Mike: Susan and Ian keep running into Mike all over town. The latest incident occurs at the Farmer’s Market, and Ian comes out and tells Mike to stop following them. Mike laughs it off, saying Fairview is a small town.
On the drive home, Susan wasn’t paying attention to the road and had to swerve at the last second in order to avoid hitting a deer. The car runs off an embankment and ends up in the middle of a pond. Susan can swim, but Ian can’t so it seems that they’ll be stuck there for a while. But Mike comes along and saves the day, much to Ian’s chagrin.
After that, Susan buys Mike a thank you present, which irks Ian to no end. He first proposes moving to London, saying that there’s intense corporate restructuring at work and that it would be for the best. Then, he keeps harping on Susan and Mike, which affects his performance in the bedroom. Finally, Susan can’t take it anymore. She goes over to Mike’s to give him his present and they end up kissing. At the end of the ep, Susan makes an offhand remark about not wanting to sell her house because everyone she loves is on that street. Obviously Ian takes this the wrong way, so they bicker again.
Carlos/Edie: It’s revealed that they had really bad sex, so the two of them go out of their way to avoid each other the next day. But then Travers overhears Carlos telling someone that Edie was “bad in bed,” and he mentions that to his mom. Edie is furious because she thinks Carlos was the one who brought the whole experience down. They basically dare each other to try again, which results in a few minor accidents and a trip to the hospital. Later on, they have sex after spending a whole day out with Travers (as a family) and it’s finally good, so it looks like we’ll be seeing more of these two for now.
Gabby/Victor: Gabby finally sleeps with Victor, but is miffed when he doesn’t call her for two days afterwards. She decides to get her revenge by showing up at a mayoral debate with another guy and making out with him in the front row. That certainly grabs Victor’s attention, so he sends flowers and apologizes, and they make up. It looks like these two might be getting pretty serious as well.
Lynette/Tom: Lynette’s trying to hire a manager to help her out at the restaurant while Tom recovers from back surgery. The only problem is, all the candidates are duds. The only good one is a guy who used to be a sous chef at a four-star restaurant. Why’s he slumming at a pizzeria? Because he’s a recovering coke addict. Lynette’s willing to give him a chance, but Tom says no way.
But later, Tom pisses off Mrs. McCluskey, so she refuses to babysit for the kids anymore. She drops them off at the restaurant, where they of course run wild. Lynette can’t take it, so she demands that Tom apologize to Mrs. McCluskey (which he does). Then, when a customer berates Lynette about the quality of her calzones, she has a breakdown right there in the restaurant. Luckily, the new guy (I think his name is Rick) is there to pick up the slack. Looks like he’s hired.
Mrs. McCluskey: A couple times during the episode we see her talking to a picture of her dead husband in her house. Turns out she could just as well be addressing the freezer because it seems like he’s in there! Well, someone’s body is in there at any rate. We don’t find out anything else in this ep, though.
My Reaction: Ok, is there anyone on Wisteria Lane that doesn’t have a major skeleton in their closet? Kind of funny how all these murderers and adulterers ended up living on the same street. Makes my neighborhood seem downright Puritanical. This McCluskey storyline feels like it was cobbled together at the last moment — not authentic at all.
I hate that Edie and Carlos are together because it just seems like they don’t have any chemistry at all. Victor and Gabby are a little better, but I still think that Gabby and Carlos are meant to be together and will reconnect sometime soon. Still not interested in Ian/Susan/Mike at all. So boring.
I like that there will be a new (adult) character at the pizzeria. This should be good — I’ve been waiting for Lynette to open her eyes about what a whiny, pathetic loser Tom is. She needs to be with someone different, so here’s hoping that this Rick guy leads somewhere worthwhile.