By J.E.
I’m way behind in my television viewing (as usual), so I just got around to watching Thursday night’s episode of CSI today. It was called “The Good, the Bad, and the Dominatrix” and featured a case revolving around Lady Heather, that erstwhile dominatrix that has been intriguing Grissom for years.
Lady Heather has previously appeared in two or three other CSI episodes. I believe one of them involved a client that was murdered in her brothel, and then she was in a two-parter involving a serial killer that targeted her daughter (I think). Again, I’m not the kind of person who remembers every single detail of every episode ever aired, so I could be wrong here!
At any rate, Lady Heather was back in episode 7×23. This time, she was found by the night watchman at some kind of Old West theme park. She had severe bruising on her neck, which indicated that someone tried to strangle her. Catherine and Brass arrive on the scene first, and both realize that Lady Heather’s injuries probably weren’t the result of her job since she’s a dominatrix, not a submissive.
Sara joins Catherine a bit later to start combing for evidence. While they’re working, Catherine starts talking about Lady Heather and how much she interested Grissom. This scene felt really off because Catherine and Sara hardly ever gossip, so it just seemed like the writers stuck the whole thing in there only because we know that Sara and Grissom are dating. Anyway, Sara tries not to get too jealous, but we can see that Catherine’s words are having an affect on her.
There’s also a B-plot in this episode, which Nick and Warrick investigate. They find an apparent hit-and-run victim lying in the street and have to try to figure out what happened to her based on the very few clues left at the scene. The vic was a young woman (age 25) and had a purse full of wallets, IDs, and other odds and ends. Clearly, she was a kleptomaniac, so the CSIs figure her murder was one of revenge. Maybe she tried taking a wallet from the wrong person and ended up dead because of it.
The rest of the episode deals with the separate investigations of these two cases, neither of which were particularly interesting or mysterious. There were only two suspects for each case, so it’s not as though you’ll spend the entire episode scratching your head and wondering “whodunnit.”
My Reaction: I thought this was a pretty weak episode overall. I used to love the Grissom character (like in seasons 1-4), but for the last few years I’ve grown kind of tired of the one-dimensional portrayal. Plus, it seems that William Petersen has been phoning in his performances over that same time period, which makes me like Grissom even less. So — what I’m driving at here is that I didn’t care at all about Lady Heather and Grissom’s fascination with her, so this ep was supremely boring for me. And Sara angst?? OMG, shoot me now. I don’t need to see anything like this ever again!
Please let the finale be a good one. Let’s wrap up that miniature model serial killer story and get the whole thing over with. I’m sooo ready for a break from CSI!