By J.E.
It’s been a long time since I actually went to a theater to watch a comedy (I usually wait for the DVD release), but the incredible word-of-mouth buzz surrounding the film Knocked Up was hard to ignore, so I finally gave in. I could tell from the trailer that this would be a pretty crude comedy, which I don’t mind as long as the jokes are funny.
Unfortunately, writer/director Judd Apatow failed to find the same balance between real humor and lame, sophomoric stunts that helped make his earlier film The 40-Year-Old Virgin appealing to a wide audience. Knocked Up was full of unsympathetic characters and unfunny jokes, and it was hard for me to sit through the entire two hours.
Plot summary (with possible spoilers): Knocked Up stars Katherine Heigl as Alison Scott, a bright, beautiful up-and-coming reporter for the E! Entertainment Network. One day at work Alison finds out that she’s in the running for a coveted promotion because the New York bigwigs like what they see of her on TV. She decides to celebrate the occasion by going out to a club with her sister Debbie (played by Leslie Mann).
At the club, Alison meets a guy named Ben Stone (Seth Rogen). They’re both at the bar trying in vain to get the bartender’s attention when Ben just takes matters into his own hands by reaching over and grabbing a couple of beers for them. Later on, he goes back to talk to Alison, and they inexplicably hit it off. This leads to a drunken encounter that Ben doesn’t even remember the next morning.
Alison and Ben go out to breakfast together, but it’s clear that they have nothing in common. The awkwardness of the whole situation makes them both conclude that it would be better if they never saw each other again. Both are content to write it off as a one-night stand and get on with their lives.
Then two months later, Alison learns that she’s pregnant. She hasn’t been with anyone since Ben, so there’s no question in her mind who the father is. She decides to get in touch with Ben in order to tell him about the baby. After a bit of discussion, they agree to go through with the pregnancy — together.
The rest of the film then deals with the ups and downs of Ben and Alison’s relationship as they try to become a real couple for the sake of the baby. Knocked Up also has subplots involving Debbie’s deteriorating relationship with her husband Pete (Paul Rudd) and Ben’s aspirations for building a “celebrity skin” type of website with his stoner buddies.
My Reaction: The biggest problem I had with this movie is that I never, ever bought into Alison and Ben as a couple. Not for one second. There’s no way in hell that a woman like Alison would end up with a guy like Ben. I’m not just talking about looks here, even though that is a major part of it. (Let’s face it: Alison is conventionally pretty while Ben is pudgy, unshaven, and generally unkempt.) But beyond the looks, Ben never came off as even remotely likable in this film. He was annoying and selfish for 90% of the movie, and the writers didn’t make a convincing case for Alison to stay with him. Sure, perhaps if Ben was a pro athlete or a dot-com gazillionaire, he’d have a model on his arm. But instead he had $113 in the bank and had no ambitions whatsoever, so I didn’t buy the pairing at all.
Moreover, Alison and Ben didn’t even seem to have fun with each other or enjoy each other’s company. Everything was a battle for them and it felt like they were “forced” to be together or something. There’s no way that kind of relationship would work out.
Why is it that in movieland guys like Ben can land women like Alison, but it doesn’t work the other way around? We never see hot, model-type guys settling for overweight, frumpy-looking women. Whenever a hot guy does like a plain-Jane in the movies, it always turns out that she’s really just a simple makeover away from being drop-dead gorgeous. The closest hot guy, plain girl pairing that I can think of was the Rob Lowe-Mare Winningham hookup in St. Elmo’s Fire, but even then the Lowe character made it clear that he was doing it out of sympathy.
No matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t accept Ben and Alison — and that ended up ruining the movie for me. He had nothing at all to offer her.
That was a fatal flaw for Knocked Up, as far as I’m concerned, so I have to give this movie just 4.5 stars out of 10. Maybe I’m getting too old and uptight to appreciate these types of comedies, but this film didn’t sit well with me at all.