By J.E.
There was a time when Grey’s Anatomy was the highlight of my TV week. The show was awesome during Seasons 1 and 2: fresh, funny, and full of interesting characters. But things went downhill quickly during Season 3, more often than not leaving me feeling disappointed with the storylines and exasperated with the characters I once adored.
Nevertheless, I tuned in for the Season 4 premiere on Thursday night, hoping that GA could recover from all the missteps of last season. Unfortunately, I was left supremely disappointed once again. Here’s what happened in episode 4×01, called “A Change is Gonna Come.”
Meredith/Derek: Meredith spent most of the episode avoiding Derek, then came to the conclusion that she couldn’t “keep doing this.” They officially broke up, and then had a break-up kiss, followed immediately by break-up sex.
Cristina/Alex: They were busy rushing around with their new interns trying to find something interesting to do. They had time to sit down for a short convo at the end of the ep, at which time Cristina admitted to missing Burke and Alex admitted to missing Rebecca (the patient with the deformed face from last year).
George/Izzie: George walked around with a bug up his ass the whole time, snapping at both Izzie and Callie whenever he saw them. At least we learned that he decided to repeat his internship so as not to completely throw away all his medical training. Then, at the end of the ep, he shows up at Izzie’s door out of the blue and tells her that he loves her.
Izzie spent her first day as a resident trying to resuscitate a deer that was struck in a car accident. Yes, it was every bit as hokey as it sounds, and yes, her interns were cursing the fact that they got stuck with the crazy resident.
Callie: Now that she’s the new chief resident of Seattle Grace, Callie has suddenly forgotten how to be strong and assertive. Instead, she’s a micromanaging control freak who wants to be involved in every little thing that her residents do, and she bemoans the fact that nobody respects her.
Mark: Addison is gone, so I guess the writers needed some way to justify having Mark Sloan stick around. If you remember, the whole reason he came out to Seattle Grace in S3 was to get Addison back. But the writers decided to retcon this and had him say that he came back to patch things up with Derek, not Addison. What. Ever.
Bailey: Spent the whole ep being bitchy because Richard chose Callie over her. She was mollified a bit when Richard said that Bailey belongs in surgery, not pushing papers.
New Interns: Most of them are annoying, and then we’ve also got Lexie Grey, Meredith’s half-sister. God, I do not like where the sibling rivalry plot is leading. Please do not make Meredith-Derek-Lexie the next love triangle on this show!!
My Reaction: This was a totally boring ep with very few good moments at all. I deliberately made my recap short because I couldn’t bear to relive all the crap that went on during the hour. I just don’t even know what to say about this show anymore, but this is definitely not the GA I became hooked on during S1 and S2.
Lexie Grey already bugs me. I almost turned my TV off when she was talking to George in the maternity ward: “But you delivered a BABY!” said with wide-eyed wonderment at the miracle of life. Oh, puh-leeze!!! We’ve been through the whole interns-doing-everything-for-the-first-time spiel already; do we really have to do it all again just because George failed his exams? Good lord, I hope not.
Lexie did two other stupid things during this ep. First, she decided to introduce herself to Mer right when trauma victims are arriving at the ER. Give me a break! Apparently, my four-year-old has a better sense of appropriate timing for chit-chat than Lexie Grey does. And second, does she really believe that telling the other interns that George is a first-year is going to fly? I’d be surprised if they didn’t have the scoop on everyone at SG already anyway.
Meredith and Derek are just sickening at this point. How friggin’ dysfunctional can they be? I read some interviews with creator Shonda Rhimes over the summer, and she said the whole Mer-Der thing would cover new ground and/or head in a new direction this season. How is breaking up and then having sex immediately afterward “new ground?” Didn’t they do the EXACT SAME THING at the stupid prom at the end of S2? Just put these two out of their misery already!!
I don’t even know what to say about Izzie and George at this point. I was cringing all the way through Izzie’s ridiculous deer scenes and her even more ridiculous “I am Bambi” speech to George in the stairwell. Katherine Heigl wins an Emmy for Best Actress, and the very next thing we see her in is this piece of crap? I guess she does deserve an Emmy — for being able to say the dumb lines she’s saddled with with a straight face.
Please don’t tell me that Rebecca is going to turn up again this season as Alex’s love interest. They’ve already done a doctor-patient storyline, so I’m not interested in seeing another one. Plus, Elizabeth Reaser and Justin Chambers had zero chemistry last year and their scenes together were often painful to watch.
I missed Addison and was expecting them to say “Page Dr. Montogmery, stat!” when the pregnant woman got into trouble in the operating room. I missed Burke also. He had a steadying presence on the show that was quite a contrast to all the neurotic behavior from the other doctors.
Okay, I think I’ve done enough bitching for today. I put off writing this recap in the hopes that I’d simmer down after a couple of days, but I guess that didn’t work out too well. I’m still optimistic about this show being able to recover and return to its former glory… Just let it happen soon!!!