By J.E.
(Plot summary (with possible spoilers): Skeeter Bronson (played by Adam Sandler) is an underachieving hotel handyman. As a child, he helped run his father’s motel, and loved every minute of it. But the motel was eventually bought out by millionaire business mogul Mr. Nottingham (Richard Griffiths), who built a massive luxury hotel on the grounds. As part of the deal, Nottingham agreed to let Skeeter run the place someday, but he didn’t keep up his end of the bargain. Skeeter is sticking around in the hopes that something will eventually change — despite the fact that Nottingham’s future son-in-law Kendall (Guy Pearce) is slated to take over.
Skeeter’s usually quiet life is disrupted a bit when sister Wendy (Courteney Cox) asks him to watch her kids Patrick (Jonathan Morgan Heit) and Bobbi (Laura Ann Kesling) for a week. The school where she serves as principal is going to be torn down to make way for the newest Nottingham hotel, so Wendy needs to go to Arizona to interview for a job. Skeeter just has to watch them at night because in the morning, Wendy’s friend Jill (Keri Russell) will take them to school, where they’ll stay for the day.
On the first night together, Skeeter decides to tell the kids a bedtime story. He makes one up, with the kids adding ludicrous details, such as having it suddenly rain gumballs from the sky. The next day, incredibly enough, Skeeter gets into a situation where… it rains gumballs. Of course, there was a rational explanation, as an overturned candy truck caused the spillage. Nevertheless, Skeeter thinks the kids’ story might have come true, so he decides to test his theory the next night.
This time around, Skeeter and the kids create a story where he saves a damsel in distress. Skeeter adds that he should get a Ferrari as a reward, hoping that this part will come true the next day. Sure enough, many parts of the story do come true — except for the Ferrari. Skeeter then surmises that only what the kids say will come true, which turns out to be correct.
The rest of the film then shows Skeeter trying to use this situation to his advantage in getting a promotion from Mr. Nottingham. He prods the kids to tell stories with outcomes that he wants, and, in a rather roundabout way, achieves success in the end — just not with Mr. Nottingham. Instead, Skeeter saves the school, marries Jill, and opens his own family-friendly motel.
My Reaction: I usually like Adam Sandler, so it wouldn’t have taken much for me to enjoy this movie. Unfortunately, however, Bedtime Stories just failed to deliver in the entertainment department. This was a pretty cool concept (what if the stories you told came to life?), but the execution was miserable.
First of all, I thought the stories themselves were kind of dumb. Those should have been the highlight of the film. They should have been funny and creative. Instead, they were boring and unoriginal, and the CGI was god-awful (I don’t know if that was intentionally so or not).
Second, there weren’t even that many laughs in the movie. If there’s one thing I expect when seeing Adam Sandler star in something, it’s to laugh several times throughout the film (excluding Reign Over Me and Punch-Drunk Love, of course). But all I got out of Bedtime Stories was a few chuckles and a couple of smiles. What a disappointment!
The bottom line is that I just didn’t have a very good time watching Bedtime Stories. I was hoping for something that the whole family could enjoy watching, but all of us were bored after about 45 minutes. There’s not much here to recommend, so I give this film 4 stars out of 10.