Entourage 6×06 — “Murphy’s Lie”: Well, after a pretty entertaining episode last week, Entourage was back with another boring offer last night. The whole thing was about the various relationships on the show, with two of them — Eric & Ashley and Andrew & Lizzie — taking front and center despite the fact that they’re totally snooze-worthy. Ugh, I kept waiting for something good to happen, but it was all in vain. I’m just not sure what the point of this season is yet….
– OMG, every time Eric and Ashley are on the screen together, I simply tune out. They’re either fighting about something completely fucking stupid and high schoolish, or they’re making up about said fight. God, it’s so ridiculous. E is supposed to be 30 or something, right? And he’s the mature one of the gang, isn’t he? Well, start acting like it, please!
– Lizzie/Andrew/Andrew’s wife/Ari/Mrs.Ari…. just as totally pointless and boring, IMO. Again, I’m not sure why Andrew is getting so much screen time here. Is this the only storyline the writers could come up with for Ari this season? Has he even been in more than three scenes with Vince in these 6 episodes? Come on!
– Out of all the couples, Jamie and Turtle are the best because they seem to be the most normal. So of course the writers have to go and screw with them. Please don’t tell me they’re going to have her sleep with Coakley. That would just be so wrong.
– Another woman throws herself at Vince. What a surprise. What was up with that video camera, though? In this day and age of YouTube, Facebook, and TMZ, I can’t imagine any celeb letting some random hookup whip out a camera in bed. Lemme guess: the footage is going to be published online, the girl will turn out to be underage, and there will be career fallout for Vince. Then after a couple episodes of hand-wringing and worrying about the future, Ari will manage to spin it to make Vince look like a hero and things will go back to normal again. Am I close? Yawn.