Lost 6×04 — “The Substitute”: This was my favorite episode of the season thus far. I really enjoy the off-island stuff a lot more than the incessant power struggles on the island, so it was great seeing Locke interact with so many familiar faces in that alternate reality.
I spent about an hour reading different theories about what might be at the root of all this island/off-island stuff, and the one I like the most so far is that all of the island stuff is just a figment of John Locke’s imagination. He is imagining himself as an able-bodied bad-ass and populating his magical island with people he has run into in real life. Sure, that doesn’t explain everything and is probably pretty unsatisfying to most people, but how can anything else possibly make sense? Smoke monsters? Reincarnation? Time travel? There’s no way to reconcile the supernatural events logically. The happenings must be the result of someone’s imagination!
The names on the cave ceiling weren’t that big a deal. We already knew there was a list and we knew that the numbers were significant to Jacob in some way. I’m not sure why that ceiling was reserved for the end-of-ep reveal. I guess it was more dramatic than having the info scrawled on a scrap of paper — but just barely! Oh, well… let’s see what happens next week.
24 8×08 — 11pm – 12am: This episode wasn’t the most exciting of the season, so I found myself checking emails and playing
Plot summary (with spoilers): Dorian Gray (played by Ben Barnes) is a naive young man when he arrives in London to take over a vast family estate upon the death of his grandfather. Dorian is introduced to high society soon after his arrival, and is befriended by Lord Henry Wotton (Colin Firth), a man whose entire life centers on enjoying all the worldly pleasures at his disposal. From Lord Henry, Dorian learns to smoke, drink, and chase women — much to the chagrin of mutual friend Basil Hallward (Ben Chaplin), an artist who paints a stunning portrait of Dorian as a gift to his new chum. Upon seeing how beautiful and perfect he looks in the picture, Dorian says that he would give anything, even his soul, to remain that way forever.
This was actually a decent weekend for the box office, with the romantic comedy Valentine’s Day setting a President’s Day record by earning $52.4 million in its debut. The film features an all-star cast that includes Jennifer Garner, Bradley Cooper (an Alias reunion!), Jessica Alba, Kathy Bates, Jamie Foxx, Ashton Kutcher, Eric Dane, Patrick Dempsey, Jessica Biel, Anne Hathaway, and too many others to list. Having that many stars is a more effective marketing strategy than even the best
30 Rock 3×13 — “Anna Howard Shaw Day”: I thought this episode was great! I laughed quite a few times, especially during Jenna’s bizarre stalker storyline. OMG, leave it to Jenna to miss the attention she got from a stalker!! The flashbacks to finding pictures of him sleeping in her bed (with her there) and opening the refrigerator to see a bunch of baby doll heads had me rolling! And how sweet of Kenneth to continue the tradition after seeing how down Jenna was.
Burn Notice 3×13: — “Enemies Closer”: Wow, I was completely lost for most of this episode! I remember Tim Matheson having been a guest star before, but I didn’t remember his particular character at all, so I didn’t understand the connection between him and Mike. Also, I had no idea who Jack Fleetwood was or how/why he and Michael were linked to that stolen $2 million. Seriously, that entire storyline went right over my head.
House 6×14 — “5 to 9″: I was kinda torn about this episode. On the one hand, it was nice to break from the regular POTW formula for a change and it was pretty cool to see all the things that Cuddy has to deal with during her day. On the other hand… her day isn’t all that exciting, LOL. I mean, the kind of crises she deals with could happen in any office (or high school), so it didn’t necessarily feel unique at all. We all have those kinds of shitty days at work, ya know? I’m sure that’s not what her life is like all the time — except maybe for being called “bitch”. She seemed perfectly immune to that, as though it has happened so often that it doesn’t even register anymore. Poor Cuddy! So… I guess I’m glad to have had one episode about her, but if I never see another one, I’d be ok with it.
Castle 2×15 — “Suicide Squeeze”: This was probably my least favorite Castle episode of the entire series. There was far too much time focused on the murder — which certainly isn’t this show’s strength. If I wanted a straight-up procedural, I’d tune into Law & Order or something. Castle is supposed to be about witty banter and the interaction of the main players, not the crime itself. Oh, well… I guess every series is entitled to a few duds during the season!
Criminal Minds 5×15 — “Public Enemy”: The killings were particularly gory in this one, weren’t they? The investigation was ok, but I always hope for a bit more character development than was shown here. Oh, I guess JJ bonding inappropriately with the soldier’s widow could be read as character development, but I mean beyond that. BTW, did anyone else think the killer looked like a young Steve Buscemi???
Plot summary (with possible spoilers): Set in 2004, the film follows the exploits of an elite EOD (Explosive Ordinance Disposal — or bomb squad) unit in Iraq. The core members of the team are SFC William James (played by Jeremy Renner), Sgt. JT Sanborn (Anthony Mackie), and Spc. Owen Eldridge (Brian Geraghty). James is the newcomer, replacing SSG Thompson (Guy Pearce) who was killed by an IED during Bravo Company’s previous outing. James immediately establishes himself as a wild card, refusing to follow protocols like sending a robot out to explore possible explosives before examining the scenes in person. He also generates some conflict with Sanborn for refusing to listen to the Sergeant’s advice and for cutting off communications during a disposal procedure.
HIMYM 5×15 — “Rabbit or Duck”: Man, this episode was pretty dumb. I didn’t like anything about it, except maybe the shot of Barney at the Super Bowl holding up that “Call Barney Stinson” sign. That made me laugh. It was all downhill from there, though.