Seinfeld 3×09– “The Nose Job”: There were three different plots in this mostly forgettable episode. The first involved George thinking that his new girlfriend Audrey was beautiful except for her huge, ugly nose. Kramer actually says that to her, which leads to a discussion about whether or not she should get a nose job. Personally, I would have also slipped her some alli reviews as a not-so-subtle hint that she could stand to lose a few pounds too, but maybe that’s just me. At any rate, George encourages her to go for the procedure. The first one is botched, but then Kramer recommends a doctor that can fix her up, and he ends up with Audrey.
The second storyline involved Jerry and his latest girlfriend, whom he met in an elevator. She’s hot and does wild things in bed, but she’s also really stupid — which leads to some really dumb scenes of Jerry’s brain playing chess with his penis. This might sound funny on paper, but the execution was cringe-worthy.
The third storyline involved Kramer wanting Elaine’s help to recover a jacket that his mother’s boyfriend took stole from her apartment. Kramer says he needs the jacket because it unfailingly attracts women. He gets the jacket and Audrey, thereby seemingly proving his point.
None of these plots was particularly funny, and I don’t think I laughed even once during this ep. I smiled a few times, but otherwise, this wasn’t very good.

I truly enjoy documentaries, particularly the ones about space, the ocean, or the earth itself. The natural world holds so many fascinating mysteries that I will never get tired of exploring them through the eyes of talented filmmakers. That’s why I really want to get my hands on this
Plot summary (with possible spoilers): Derek Thompson (played by Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson) is a minor league hockey player nicknamed the Tooth Fairy because of the way he consistently hits opponents so hard that their teeth come out. Most hockey players deliver big hits, but Derek acts like he takes a
Criminal Minds 5×23 — “Our Darkest Hour”: I actually liked this episode quite a bit, so I was surprised to read other fans’ reactions on the TWOP board. It seems that I’m in the minority here. Sure, there were several things to nitpick about the plot, but what stood out for me is that I was completely engrossed in the ep from beginning to end. This is a big deal, as most of the time I just have the TV on in the background while I surf the ‘net or check my email.
Now that most television shows are finished for the season, I have to start planning my summer viewing schedule in order to have something to write about on this blog. Usually I jump in and start watching a show that has earned rave reviews during the regular season, but none of the new series have really caught my attention — besides Modern Family, which I will start blogging about regularly beginning in the fall. So that leaves DVDs of old shows that are no longer on the air — and makes me think it’s finally time to give Six Feet Under my full attention.
24 8×23-8×24 — 2pm-4pm: Well, even though the series finale of 24 received considerably less fanfare than that of Lost, I was still looking forward to these last two eps. Unfortunately, viewers weren’t treated to anything different than we’ve seen over the course of the past 8 years. Jack somehow managed to escape from seemingly imminent death yet again, and though shot, stabbed, and bloody, he’s nevertheless able to wander off to safety on foot. Been there, done that. Several times in this season alone, in fact, and times too numerous to count during the series run.
HIMYM 5×24 — Doppelgangers: Ugh, I am so done with this show! It’s coming off my regular viewing schedule in the fall, and I won’t be posting about it on this blog anymore. This finale was completely lame, and didn’t set up any storylines that I care about for September. Marshall and Lily having a baby? If that’s the biggest news to come out of this season, then what a waste, KWIM? Oh, and those flashbacks to earlier seasons were not flattering for Jason Segel. That guy has let himself go, and needs to get on some
Lost 6×17 & 6×18 — “The End”: There has been a lot written about the Lost series finale already, so I’m not going to go into a detailed recap or anything like that. I just wanted to chime in with a few final thoughts of my own, beginning with the fact that I really enjoyed these eps for the most part and am satisfied with how things ended.