Seinfeld 3×09– “The Nose Job”: There were three different plots in this mostly forgettable episode. The first involved George thinking that his new girlfriend Audrey was beautiful except for her huge, ugly nose. Kramer actually says that to her, which leads to a discussion about whether or not she should get a nose job. Personally, I would have also slipped her some alli reviews as a not-so-subtle hint that she could stand to lose a few pounds too, but maybe that’s just me. At any rate, George encourages her to go for the procedure. The first one is botched, but then Kramer recommends a doctor that can fix her up, and he ends up with Audrey.
The second storyline involved Jerry and his latest girlfriend, whom he met in an elevator. She’s hot and does wild things in bed, but she’s also really stupid — which leads to some really dumb scenes of Jerry’s brain playing chess with his penis. This might sound funny on paper, but the execution was cringe-worthy.
The third storyline involved Kramer wanting Elaine’s help to recover a jacket that his mother’s boyfriend took stole from her apartment. Kramer says he needs the jacket because it unfailingly attracts women. He gets the jacket and Audrey, thereby seemingly proving his point.
None of these plots was particularly funny, and I don’t think I laughed even once during this ep. I smiled a few times, but otherwise, this wasn’t very good.