
Here are the weekend box office returns for the weekend ending 5/23/10:
- Shrek Forever After, $71.2 million
- Iron Man 2, $26.6 million
- Robin Hood, $18.7 million
- Letters to Juliet, $9.1 million
- Just Wright, $4.22 million
- MacGruber, $4.1 million
- Date Night, $2.83 million
- A Nightmare on Elm Street, $2.29 million
- How to Train Your Dragon, $1.85 million
- Kites, $953k
Plot summary (with possible spoilers): The film opens in the year 1898 with Daniel Plainview (played by Daniel Day-Lewis) prospecting for silver somewhere in California. He ends up striking oil in his mine a few years later, which leads to a change in focus. From then on, Daniel is intent on becoming an oilman, not afraid to face competition from major corporations like Standard Oil.
House 6×22 — “Help Me”: Well, this bland season finale seals the deal for me. I will not be watching House with any kind of regularity next fall. I did not get into this show because of the relationships, and I’ve never particularly cared for a House-Cuddy hookup, so to make that the be all and end all of the season just didn’t do it for me. And wtf was up with Cuddy anyway? First she tells House that she doesn’t love him and is engaged to Lucas, then 20 minutes later she says she does love him and has already broken up with Lucas?? What is this, junior high?! Ugh, so stupid and annoying!
Castle 2×24 — “A Deadly Game”: I really liked this episode. I’m surprised at the very strong fan reaction the other way on some popular message boards. Apparently, a lot of people felt the ending — with Beckett finally ready to declare her feelings for Castle, only to be interrupted by his announcement that he’s spending the summer with ex-wife Gina — was too cliche and trite. I can certainly understand that opinion, but come on! I’m not going to let two minutes ruin the entire episode. Plus, I still totally ‘ship Castle and Beckett, and know that Gina is just a minor obstacle on the road to eventual happiness. Heck, we don’t even know if there’s going to be a sexual component to the Hamptons summer, so why get bent out of shape about it just yet?
Lost 6×16 — “What They Died For”: I seriously don’t understand why so many people think Lost is the greatest show on television. Message boards are just full of fawning posts over this latest episode, but I was underwhelmed by it. Who knows, maybe the significance of these events is just over my head, but really? This was an awesome episode chock-full of answers?
Criminal Minds 5×22 — “The Internet is Forever”: I thought this was one of the best CM episodes of the entire season. The message maybe wasn’t the most original one around (don’t share your entire life on the Internet…duh!), but I liked the way it played out with these characters.
Have you heard that CBS is canceling seven primetime shows to make way for a bunch of new series in the fall? I don’t know much about how the networks operate, but seven seems like an unusually high number to me. Among the casualties include Cold Case, Ghost Whisperer, Numb3rs, and The New Adventures of Old Christine — all of which I thought had a pretty decent fan base. There’s talk of Christine, starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus, getting picked up by ABC or NBC, and of Cold Case perhaps moving to a cable network, but the other shows are definitely done. I don’t watch any of these anyway, so my viewing schedule won’t be affected at all.
24 8×22 — 1pm-2pm: I stopped expecting realism from this show a long time ago, so in that sense, I guess I could say I enjoyed this episode. Sure, it’s almost laughable how much stuff Jack Bauer gets away with and how indestructible he is, but that’s something viewers have had to accept almost since the beginning. Once I stop thinking about those things, it becomes much easier to enjoy Jack dressing up in that black outfit to wreak havoc in that tunnel as Logan practically crapped his pants waiting for the inevitable. Come on, that scene was funny as hell! And wow, what the hell happened in that room with all the Russians? Jack did all that single-handed, while bleeding profusely from the gut? See? Indestructible.
HIMYM 5×23 — The Wedding Bride: I actually didn’t hate this episode — which counts as high praise for How I Met Your Mother these days! Sure, there were things that bothered me, such as the fact that Ted made that grand gesture at the movie theater over some girl he’d had, what, 3 dates with. But looking at his history, I guess you could say that’s sort of his thing. After all, didn’t he steal the blue french horn for Robin and declare his love after only one date? Still, maybe the scene would have meant more if I’d had more than 5 seconds to get to know Rory or Royce or whatever the hell her name was.
Seinfeld 3×11 — “The Alternate Side”: There aren’t many forgettable Seinfeld episodes, as that series had a remarkable run. But in my opinion, “The Alternate Side” is one of them. In this episode, Jerry’s car is stolen when the guy who moves parked cars from one side of the street to the other accidentally leaves Jerry’s keys in plain sight. So then there’s a whole thing about the rental car place not keeping Jerry’s reservation, etc. Elaine is dating a 66-year-old writer who has a stroke right when she’s about to break up with him. And George causes havoc on the street when he tries to take over the car parking gig for a week but can’t handle it.
Plot summary (with possible spoilers): Phil (played by Steve Carell) and Clare Foster (Tina Fey) are a typical 40-something suburban New Jersey married couple. They are driven by the routines of home, work, and children, and rarely have any time or energy left to devote to keeping the spark alive in their marriage. Phil and Clare do set aside one night a week as date night, but even then, it’s a battle to work up the enthusiasm to actually go through with it.