My husband and I usually take turns choosing which movies to rent whenever we go to the video store. Yesterday was his turn, so he decided to get Vacancy since he likes horror/suspense type films, and because Kate Beckinsale is in it. I’d never even heard of this movie before, but I checked it out on IMDB.com and was encouraged by its 6.4 rating. I wasn’t expecting an Oscar contender, of course, but figured Vacancy would at least be entertaining. Wrong.
Plot summary (with possible spoilers): Beckinsale and Luke Wilson star as Amy and David Fox, a couple whose marriage has been on the rocks ever since their young son died. Amy deals with the pain by popping antidepressants whenever she can, while David does his best to try to get back to a normal life.
As they’re driving home from a visit to Amy’s family’s house, David has to suddenly swerve to avoid hitting an animal in the middle of the road. The car sustains some damage, which requires them to stop off at a nearby gas station to have it checked out. The mechanic on duty says that there’s a minor problem with the fan blades, but they should be able to make it to the next decent-sized city, which is about 30 miles away. However, the car breaks down (for good this time) just a mile down the road, so David and Amy head back to the gas station on foot.
The station is closed by that time, and since there’s no cell reception to call for a tow truck, they decide to check out a dumpy motel down the block. The manager, a man named Mason (played by Frank Whaley), tells them that their best bet would be to get a room for the night and wait until the gas station opens up again in the morning. David and Amy agree.
As they try to settle into their room, they hear someone pounding on the door. Problem is, no one’s out there and Mason says they’re the only guests that night. Then the phone starts ringing, but no one talks when Amy picks up. And finally, David pops in a couple of videotapes that were left in the room, only to discover that they’re snuff films. Some sicko has recorded people being murdered in the very room that David and Amy are staying in.
The couple soon realizes what kind of danger they’re in, and the rest of the film then deals with their attempts to make it out of the motel alive.
My Reaction: I thought this movie started out reasonably well. The opening scenes were a bit slow, but they were necessary to establish the characters of Amy and David so the audience could get a feel for them before they were thrown into the motel situation. I even thought their arrival at the motel, the initial meeting with the creepy Mason, and the slow discovery of the snuff films was okay as well. But once the black-clad killers showed up, the movie went downhill for me.
I mean, the premise (psycho motel manager and two associates kill guests in order to sell snuff films for a profit) seemed interesting enough, but the execution was horrible. I found it hard to suspend my disbelief regarding David and Amy’s ability to keep three seasoned (and armed) killers at bay just by running in and out of their motel room. Give me a break!
And nearly everything David and Amy did annoyed me — to the point that I wanted them to get caught. I think it’s a pretty bad sign when viewers actively root against your heroes, right? But let’s see here, they dropped down into a tunnel and started crawling through it without having any idea where it led or who was waiting down there; they kept calling 911 even though that didn’t help them at all; and they somehow found it appropriate to make out a couple of times despite the fact that their lives were supposed to be in danger.
Oh, and why is it that movie characters can’t just be quiet when they’re supposed to? How freakin’ loud was Amy when she was hiding up in that crawlspace?? How did Mason not hear her gasps and squeals? Sheesh.
Don’t even get me started on David’s ability to survive stab wounds or on the stupid non-ending.
Overall, I found Vacancy to be an utter waste of time, and am beginning to think that the IMDB.com rating system is seriously flawed. I give this film just 2 stars out of 5 and recommend that you stay far, far away from it!
Back in 1987, I was just beginning to go to movies without my parents. On Friday nights, they’d drop me off at the local theater so I could meet my friends, and then they’d pick me up again after the movie ended. I clearly remember that one of the first films I wanted to see with my friends was The Monster Squad. I had a major crush on the lead actor André Gower, and couldn’t wait to see him in this.
I’ve been meaning to see Bug ever since it came out in theaters over the summer, but because it was going up against Pirates of the Caribbean 3 and Spider-Man 3, I managed to miss it. Then I kind of forgot about it until I started seeing the DVD case at Blockbuster, and finally got around to renting it a couple weeks ago.
One genre that I hardly ever bother to watch is horror, mostly because these types of films are hardly ever done well. There have been very few horror movies that I’ve actually liked over the years, so I eventually just gave up on watching them. Unfortunately, my husband loves this genre and frequently rents DVDs like The Faculty, which he brought home last weekend. He convinced me to watch it with him, but didn’t succeed in changing my mind about horror movies in general.
I saw the latest Stephen King movie 1408 about two months ago, but had been holding off on writing my review because I wanted to read King’s original short story for the sake of comparison. But I’ve been so busy recently and have so many other books in my reading queue that I’ve decided to give up on that plan and just write the review based on my experience with the movie alone. The details of the film are already becoming a bit foggy, and I know that if I wait any longer, I’ll forget what the whole thing was about! So here we go.
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